Two poets, one bet, and a broken king in the sand… Shelley’s “Ozymandias,” and three things worth knowing today.

Good morning.

Today, two friends by a fire in an English river town, Christmas 1817… and a fourteen-line bet about a broken king in the Egyptian sand.

Let’s begin.

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The King in the Sand

Percy Bysshe Shelley · “Ozymandias”

M arlow. Christmas, 1817. Two friends sit by the fire in a rented house on the River Thames. One is Percy Bysshe Shelley, a 25-year-old English poet with wild hair and wilder politics. The other is Horace Smith, a London stockbroker who writes poems on the side.

Smith looks after Shelley’s money. But tonight they are talking about Egypt.

Word has reached London of a giant stone head. It comes from a statue of Ramesses II, the pharaoh who ruled Egypt for 66 years, more than three thousand years ago. The Greeks had their own name for him… Ozymandias.

An Italian named Giovanni Belzoni, a former circus strongman, has dragged the head out of the ruins near Luxor. Teams of workmen hauled it to the Nile on wooden rollers. Now it is on its way to the British Museum.

So the two friends make a bet.

Each man will write a sonnet about the fallen king. A sonnet is a poem of exactly fourteen lines… a small box with strict walls.

Both poems would go to The Examiner. That was a bold London weekly paper. Their friend Leigh Hunt ran it.

Shelley’s came out first, on 11 January 1818. He signed it “Glirastes,” a made-up name that means “lover of dormice.” Dormouse was his pet name for his wife, Mary… who had just published a novel called Frankenstein.

Smith’s poem followed three weeks later. Hardly anyone reads it today.

Shelley’s has been read ever since. Here is the man who wrote it, painted in Rome a year later.

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Amelia Curran, Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819
Amelia Curran, Percy Bysshe Shelley, 1819. National Portrait Gallery, London.

Amelia Curran, a young Irish painter studying art in Rome, made this portrait in May 1819. It is thought to be the only likeness of Shelley painted from life.

And here is the poem. Read it out loud if you can… it takes less than a minute.

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert… Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Percy Bysshe Shelley, “Ozymandias,” 1818

Now let’s walk through it, one beat at a time.

A traveller comes home from “an antique land.” In other words, a very old country… Egypt.

He saw two huge stone legs standing alone in the desert. Nearby, half buried in sand, lies a broken face. That face still wears a sneer… the look of a man used to giving orders.

Then comes the first twist. The sculptor read the king perfectly, and carved his pride into the stone for everyone to see. In the poem, “the hand that mocked them” belongs to the sculptor.

Look down at the pedestal. The king has left a message for the ages: “Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

He meant it as a boast. See everything I built, and give up any hope of matching me.

But the very next line turns his words inside out… “Nothing beside remains.”

“Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Percy Bysshe Shelley, the last three lines

The works are gone. All that is left is sand, stretching to the horizon.

So the mighty should still despair. They just have a different reason now.

The fallen colossus of Ramesses II at the Ramesseum, Thebes, 1904
The fallen colossus of Ramesses II at the Ramesseum, Thebes, 1904. Sand, stone, and a king in pieces.

Shelley did not invent the boast. Diodorus Siculus, a Greek historian writing around 50 BC, recorded a similar line carved on a giant statue at Thebes. The king dared anyone to surpass his works. Shelley kept the dare… and simply showed us the empty desert around it.

What about the stone head that started the bet? It reached London in the end, and it is still there today.

Colossal bust of Ramesses II, the Younger Memnon, British Museum
Colossal bust of Ramesses II, the “Younger Memnon,” about 1250 BC. British Museum, Room 4. Photo: Mujtaba Chohan, CC BY-SA 3.0.

Here is the strange part. Shelley never saw it.

He left England for Italy in 1818 and never came back. The museum bought the head in 1821. A year later, Shelley drowned when his sailboat went down in a storm off the Italian coast. He was 29.

I first read this poem in my thirties, back when I worked in finance. A colleague had it pinned above his desk. I thought it was about old Egypt. It took me years to see it was about our office… and about every company name in brass letters in every lobby I walked through.

That is why the poem keeps coming back. In 1986, the British writer Alan Moore and the artist Dave Gibbons made a comic series called Watchmen. Its smartest, most power-hungry hero calls himself Ozymandias. Then, in 2013, the American TV drama Breaking Bad named a famous episode “Ozymandias.” It is the hour when the main character’s empire falls apart.

Hear it read by the show’s star, Bryan Cranston: Ozymandias, read aloud →

Two friends made a bet by the fire. The pharaoh carved his boast in granite, and the granite broke…

Shelley wrote his fourteen lines in ink, for a weekly paper, under a joke name. His are the words still standing.

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Three Things Worth Knowing

I Architecture The bank that was painted as a ruin

Sir John Soane (1753–1837) was the architect of the Bank of England in London from 1788 to 1833. In 1798, he asked his favourite painter, Joseph Michael Gandy, to picture the new bank as a Roman ruin, centuries in the future. Soane knew what Ozymandias forgot… even the grandest building falls one day. His fell sooner than he imagined. In the 1920s and 1930s, the Bank tore down almost all of it to make room for a taller design by the architect Herbert Baker. Only Soane’s thick outer wall survives. Nikolaus Pevsner, the great German-born historian of British buildings, called it the worst architectural crime in the City of London in the 20th century.

 
Joseph Michael Gandy, the Bank of England in ruins, 1798
Joseph Michael Gandy, an imagined view of the Bank of England in ruins, 1798. Sir John Soane’s Museum.
II Philosophy The emperor who doubted fame

Marcus Aurelius (121–180 AD) ruled the Roman Empire at its height. Yet at night, in army camps along the Danube, he kept a private notebook in Greek. Its title means, roughly, “To Himself.” We call it the Meditations. Again and again, he reminds himself how fast fame fades. Soon you will forget everything, he writes… and soon everything will forget you. He was the most powerful man on earth, writing notes to keep his own pride in check. Ozymandias needed that notebook.

III Art Vanitas

In the 1600s, Dutch painters made a special kind of still life called a vanitas. Picture a table with a skull, a candle just blown out, a pocket watch, and a pile of books. Each object whispers the same thing… your time is short, and your treasures will not last. The name is Latin for “emptiness,” from the Bible’s line “vanity of vanities, all is vanity.” A fine example hangs in the National Gallery in London: Harmen Steenwyck’s An Allegory of the Vanities of Human Life, painted around 1640. “Ozymandias” is a vanitas made of words. Shelley swapped the skull for a broken stone face.

 
Harmen Steenwyck, An Allegory of the Vanities of Human Life, about 1640
Harmen Steenwyck, An Allegory of the Vanities of Human Life, about 1640. National Gallery, London.
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Curious & Controversial

◆ “Ozymandias” is the Greek version of Ramesses II’s throne name, Usermaatre. Horace Smith lost the bet in history, not in the paper. His rival sonnet opens: “In Egypt’s sandy silence, all alone, / Stands a gigantic Leg.”
◆ The statue Shelley imagined and the head in the British Museum are not the same object. The head came from the Ramesseum, near Thebes. The fallen “legs” are another colossus still lying on that site.
◆ The hole on the Younger Memnon’s chest is said to come from Napoleon’s men in 1798. The tale is popular, but historians debate how much of it is museum legend.
◆ In 1976, Egypt issued Ramesses II’s mummy a passport so it could fly to Paris for treatment. The listed occupation was reportedly “King (deceased).” The boast turned into paperwork.
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Connoisseur’s Diary

Worth Seeing This Week

The stone head from today’s story, the “Younger Memnon,” stands in the British Museum’s Egyptian sculpture gallery. It is 2.7 metres tall and weighs more than seven tons. Look at the right side of the chest. A hole there is said to have been made by Napoleon’s men in 1798, when they tried and failed to carry the statue off to France.

Where: British Museum, Room 4, Great Russell Street, London WC1B 3DG.  Tickets: Free, permanent collection. Open daily 10:00–17:00, Fridays until 20:30.  Insider tip: The Rosetta Stone is in the same gallery, so the crowd stops there. Walk past it and you can usually stand alone with the king.  Read about it at britishmuseum.org →

Also coming: Next Wednesday, 14 October, Sir John Soane’s Museum opens Michael Landy: Future Ruins. Landy, a British artist born in 1963, draws famous buildings as if centuries have passed and nature has moved in. The show includes his own take on Gandy’s Bank of England in ruins… hung in the same house as Gandy’s original. It runs until 17 January 2027.
Where: Sir John Soane’s Museum, 13 Lincoln’s Inn Fields, London WC2A 3BP.  Tickets: Free, no booking needed. Open Wednesday to Sunday, 10:00–17:00, last entry around 16:30.  Insider tip: Downstairs is the alabaster coffin of Seti I, father of Ramesses II. Belzoni found it in 1817, the same strongman who moved the Younger Memnon.  Details at soane.org →

Worth Reading

Shelley: The Pursuit by Richard Holmes Shelley: The Pursuit by Richard Holmes (1974). The biography that made Holmes famous. It swaps the old picture of a dreamy, delicate poet for a tougher one: a radical, a rebel, and a difficult man to love. Long, but it reads like a chase.
 
A History of the World in 100 Objects by Neil MacGregor A History of the World in 100 Objects by Neil MacGregor (2010). The former director of the British Museum tells world history through one hundred things in its collection. Object 20 is today’s stone king. Each chapter is only a few pages long, which makes it perfect for a bedside table.
 
Young Romantics by Daisy Hay Young Romantics by Daisy Hay (2010). A group portrait of the Shelleys, Byron, Keats and Leigh Hunt, the editor who printed “Ozymandias.” Hay shows them as a circle of very young friends, not lonely geniuses. It is the best way to meet the whole crowd at once.

Explore Further

Watch: Ozymandias, read by Bryan Cranston →, the poem as the Breaking Bad finale promo.

Browse: letterboxd.com/film/watchmen →, the 2009 film of the comic whose villain takes the poem’s name.

Tonight’s Quiz

1. Under what name did Shelley first publish “Ozymandias” in 1818?

A) H.S.

B) Glirastes

C) Adonais

Answer: B. Glirastes. It means “lover of dormice,” a joke about his pet name for Mary. “H.S.” was how Horace Smith signed his rival poem, and Adonais is Shelley’s 1821 elegy for John Keats.

2. Which architect had his own Bank of England painted as a ruin… before it was mostly torn down in the 1920s and 1930s?

A) Sir Christopher Wren

B) Sir Herbert Baker

C) Sir John Soane

Answer: C. Sir John Soane. Soane had Joseph Gandy paint the bank as a ruin in 1798. Herbert Baker was the architect who replaced it.

3. Who did Marcus Aurelius write his Meditations for?

A) The Roman Senate

B) Himself

C) His son, Commodus

Answer: B. Himself. The Greek title means roughly “To Himself.” It was a private notebook, never meant for publication.

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That’s all for today.

Tomorrow, a word that started as the name of a region in Central Europe… and ended up describing every penniless artist in Paris. The word is bohemian.

In good taste,
Charles T. Mayfair
Editor, Connoisseur Daily

P.S. Say it with confidence tonight: oz-ee-MAN-dee-us, stress on the third syllable. And if you quote one line, make it the last three. Everyone knows “Look on my Works…” but the real punch is “Nothing beside remains.”